July 24th, 2015
Country music stars Blake Shelton, 39, and Miranda Lambert, 31, announced their divorce this week after four years of marriage.
This was not like your mama’s broken heart. There were rumors of cheating, denied by both.
The tabloids said Blake was mixed up with another woman. I imagine her lips tasted like Sangria.
But rumors also surfaced that Miranda was involved with country singer Chris Young.
Young said “Aw naw, to another I will be true.”
July 13th, 2015
I was in another lawyer’s office the other day. There was not a single file nor paper in sight. Her desk was gleamingly naked save for a cup with pencils in it. The pencils were point up and freshly sharpened to exactly the same height. On the sidebar (yes, she had a sidebar), there were bottles of water on a tray with a glass pitcher full of crystal ice cubes. The coffee cups had the firm logo imprinted on them. I had the feeling if I looked closely enough, the ice cubes would too.
A clean desk indicates its owner has an organized mind and a disciplined approach to cases. After all, the practice of law is an obsessive compulsive type of job. You must pay careful attention to detail, deadlines and words.
There is another lawyer I know well who, despite his best efforts, has a rather messy office. It is filled with memorabilia, pictures, knick knacks and bric-a-bracs. There are papers and files all over his desk. These spill onto the floor which he uses as a filing system.
He reminds me of the clerk in the W.C. Fields movie who gets fired because of his rolltop desk over-stuffed with papers. But they have to hire him back when they can’t find an important contract. He sticks the point of his pencil into the stack of papers at the exactly the right place and pulls out the contract.
This lawyer with the messy desk is so good that he is in much demand. His file clerk cannot keep up with the files of clients clamoring for his time. His messy desk is the sign of a creative mind. He is unconventional and thinks outside the box. His creative solutions benefit his many clients.
Come visit my office sometime. Here, let me just move that stack of papers.
July 10th, 2015
The cases where the children refuse to visit a parent are among the most frustrating for parents, divorce lawyers, judges and therapists.
I’ve seen judges order months of reconciliation therapy. I’ve had one judge tell me, “I can’t send a crane to pickup the child and one house and drop them off at the other house.” Another judge said “A 15 year old can go almost anywhere they want on their own. A 15 year old can go to the bus station and buy a ticket.” None of these solutions are usually very satisfying to either parent.
Now one judge in Michigan has come up with a different idea. She is holding the children, ages 9, 10 and 15, in contempt for refusing to have lunch with their father and putting them in a juvenile detention center until they change their mind. The mother’s attorney has filed a writ of habeas corpus to free the children which is scheduled for July 15, 2015.
Read more about this case.
June 26th, 2015
The U.S. Supreme Court handed down a 5-4 decision today legalizing same-sex marriage nationwide. The decision was written by Justice Anthony Kennedy, who says in the last paragraph:
No union is more profound than marriage, for it embodies the highest ideals of love, fidelity, devotion, sacrifice, and family. In forming a marital union, two people become something greater than once they were. As some of the petitioners in these cases demonstrate, marriage embodies a love that may endure even past death. It would misunderstand these men and women to say they disrespect the idea of marriage. Their plea is that they do respect it, respect it so deeply that they seek to find its fulfillment for themselves. Their hope is not to be condemned to live in loneliness, excluded from one of civilization’s oldest institutions. They ask for equal dignity in the eyes of the law. The Constitution grants them that right.
June 24th, 2015
We went to a birthday party for one of our neighbors last night. Sooner or later at parties, people around me start telling me their divorce trainwreck stories.
One woman told me about how she and her ex fought over who would get the two kayaks.
“Why didn’t you take one and let your ex take one?” I asked.
“They were a matched pair.”
“ So,” I said, “Just buy another matched pair.”
“They were hand-made and unique.”
It ended up that the husband bought the wife’s kayak for $750.
More divorce trainwreck stories.
June 11th, 2015
Marriage is on the rocks for Marge and Homer Simpson.
The celebrity cartoon couple will legally separate in the upcoming season when Homer leaves Marge and the kids for his pharmacist.
No word on whom Homer and Marge will hire for lawyers, but we’ve got room for just one more good case.
April 17th, 2015
“Wherever a new disagreement emerges, so does new hope for enlightenment, on both sides of the fence.” — Mike Dooley, Notes from the Universe
April 16th, 2015
The Maryland General Assembly has added “Mutual Consent” as new grounds for absolute divorce in Maryland, eliminating the waiting period, if
(1) the parties do not have any minor children in common;
(2) the parties execute and submit to the court a written settlement agreement signed by both parties that resolves all issues relating to alimony and the distribution of property;
(3) neither party files a pleading to set aside the settlement agreement prior to the divorce hearing required under the Maryland rules; and
(4) both parties appear before the court at the absolute divorce hearing.
The new law, when signed by the Governor, will take effect October 1, 2015.
April 15th, 2015
by Nelson A. Garcia
Rafi Meitiv, age 10, and his sister Dvora, age 6, were walking along Georgia Avenue in Silver Spring when a passerby spotted them and called the police. A police officer asked the children what they were doing, to which Rafi replied, walking home from the park. The officer then went to the Meitivs’ house to talk with the parents, Alexander and Danielle Meitiv, who were amazed that their efforts to give their children independence has landed them in legal trouble.
In February, 2015, Child Protective Services said the parents committed “unsubstantiated neglect” of their two children, This means that this agency will keep a file on the family for at least five years, which could leave the Meitivs vulnerable to prosecution if they let their children, walk home unattended again
The couple intend to appeal the finding, and say they will continue to allow their children to play or walk together without adult supervision. “We don’t feel it was appropriate for an investigation to start, much less conclude that we are responsible for some form of child neglect,” Danielle Meitiv said. The couple practice what is known as “free-range parenting”, which is a belief that kids should be given the tools and confidence to safely navigate their neighborhood without their parents.
Maryland law prohibits children under the age of eight from being left unattended in a dwelling or car, but makes no reference to the outdoors. Maryland law also allows children from the age of 13 to supervise other children. This may be the case that forces Maryland Courts to clarify the law in this area. It raises the question of what age should children be considered old enough to be on their own in public. Also when should authorities step in to trump the rights of parents to decide this question for their children and otherwise decide how to raise their children.
For more information about this case, call Nelson A. Garcia at 301-907-4580301-907-4580 (extension 103) or email him at email@example.com
March 25th, 2015
Eva Mendes says the number one reason for divorce is sweatpants. That got a lot of pushback on social media but I think I know what she meant. Sweatpants is just a symbol for a way of life.
In the sixties, some men grew their hair long. Others objected to that. But it wasn’t really the long hair they were objecting to. They were really objecting to the hippie lifestyle and liberal belief system that long hair represented.
Think of a complicated set of beliefs as a suitcase. Then use another word as a handle to carry that suitcase around. For example, lawyers use the handle res ipsa loquitur meaning “the thing speaks for itself”. This is a presumption that helps prove something by circumstantial evidence. An example is if you see a broken flower pot on the sidewalk and a ledge above with flower pots, you can presume the flower pot fell off the ledge even though you didn’t see it happen. But that’s too complicated to explain to the judge every time, so a lawyer might just say “res ipsa” and the judge knows what the lawyer means.
I think that Ms. Mendes was using sweatpants as a shortcut to say that you have to work at a marriage. She meant you can’t just have an I-don’t-care sweatpants attitude about your relationship. You have to bring a yoga pants attitude to your marriage. That means you need to care about your spouse and your marriage. And that means doing things like saying “I love you”, showing affection, talking, and being interested in their life.