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Equitable Distribution

On the twelfth day of Christmas
The Good Court gave to me:
Twelve Years of Alimony
Eleven Grand for Attorneys
Ten Shares of Stock
Nine Options Vesting
Eight Years of Child Support
Seven Rooms of Furniture
Six Sets of China
Five Golden Rings
Four QDRO’s
Three Bank Accounts
Two Used Cars
and Half of the Remaining Equity.

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One Response to “Equitable Distribution”

  1. John Bolch Says:

    Excellent! Of course it’ll need a few amendments for use on this side of the pond…

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