Pennsylvania radio station WZZO is giving away a free divorce for Valentine’s Day. All week long listeners have been submitting “I loathe you” poems to disk jockey Tori Thomas telling her what’s so bad about their marriages and spouses. Here’s a sample:

What we have now is not a life
And you will soon have a new wife.

So my sweet Valentine
You are free to marry the bride of Frankenstein.

Here are the papers for you to sign!

Tori has posted the top ten and you can vote for your favorite. The winner will receive a free divorce.

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